"Our world is coming to an end!!!!! Read if you want proof...."
"I just got hit by a car"
"Nicole Richie Pics!!"
"Paris Hilton got busted again??"
"What a tragedy.... 5 poeple died"
"MySpace is coming to an END...."
"You..... Yeah YOU!!!"
"I just killed someone"
"Anna Nicole Smith's found ALIVE??"
"Free jewelry??"
"This gurl is CRAZY!!"
"Britney Spears caught with crack??"